Royal Baby

The fuss being made over the unborn baby of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge is unbelievable. Nice for William; stiff upper lip for Kate; but it's no big deal. Around the world 360,000 suckers are born every day. That's more than twice as many as die every day, which gives you an idea of the problem humanity is inflicting on the planet. Yet the BBC is pondering what pressies should be bought for the royal nipper, apart from a silver spoon, and what name should be given to him or her. It's also posted a video of Madame Tussauds waxwork of the royal couple, which is being moved to a more prominent position in readiness for the birth (CLICK). Will there be a waxwork of the newborn? asks Auntie. What a daft question!